fingers, n' monkey, n' bear... oh... MIGHTY PUPPET SHOW HAPPY-FUN SMILE TIME-HOUR!

...that is, of course, one of many different ways this blog would be titled if japan had won the second world war. But thank your lucky Harry S. Trumans that we live in the America that we do, and that this blog is titled appropriately.

To confirm widespread rumour, yes. It's possible that our performance involves fingers, and a monkey, and (god willing) a bear, and... maybe a thing that shoots candy out of it, I don't know. So, see the performance, maybe you'll get a jolly rancher or a small package of m&ms out of it.

maybe.

don't read words that aren't there.

don't reread this.